January 2012
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I'm so tired, bye y'all.
I’ll be back tomorrow, and probably blogging a lot more from now on. I know you’re all so excited for that that you’re creaming your undies.
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Unrelated to that last thing or my massive lesbian...
I am SO tired. No way I’m making it to midnight, so HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR BIZATCHES. I guess. :P Probably hit the hay when the Bruins game is done.
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(Me shitting out my feelings/list of things I'm...
I loathe social interaction, so I make up my own. With the exception of my parents, my mom’s side of the family, and James and Caitlin and Katelyn and Cullen and Brittany, I have nobody to talk to. So I talk to myself. A lot. And I’m gonna write a kick-ass fucking book (or several) because of it, if I don’t starve to death or end up living in a car first. College can suck my dick...
Jan 1st
At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
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My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
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Leftover Italian sub from last night for lunch~
They won’t be able to give Dad his truck back until Monday afternoon~ Going to Kohl’s like a boss anyway~
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wowzers, so I'm eating breakfast,
and we dropped off Dad’s truck and bounced over to Home Depot and now we’re gonna go to Market Basket and then have lunch and then go to Kohl’s. HOLY SH-
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I don't know why everyone thinks Slender Man is...
jettjettjett: “Can you turn on the porch light please I cannot see the ladder” “Hey who are you textin?” “Can we have cake yet” “Where are you guys going I just wanted to say hi” “Are you still open?” “Hey do you guys have smores”  “Mother fucking elevators broken again”
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Spene howling at Damn You Autocorrect with Mom...
CRAP. SPENT. SPENT TIME. Ugh. Anyways, have to get up eaaaaarly tomorrow to take Dad’s truck in to get fixed, and then KOHL’S tomorrow afternoon! YESH.
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Yo Mamma's so fat that even Azazel couldn't put...
lauralolab: sexually-aggressive-cas: armydoctorcastiel: people-all-grow-up-to-die: I AM CRYING OH SWEET LORD THIS IS THE BEST OH MY GOD oh my god I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed so much at something on tumblr and the pic oh man THIS
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LMAO that link doesn't even work.
SAMNATHER YOU ARE MADE OF FAIL!!!!~~~!1!!!!
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Listening to Nirvana Unplugged while I was...
I find Kurt Cobain very soothing, for some reason. Especially acoustic.
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WAY too much to do today.
Just. No.
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I'm rewriting the rules.
I’m gonna write a series of mysteries involving three guys who are PIs: an ex-Army Ranger that’s in the closet, a genius who essentially lives IN a closet, and an ex-cop with anger issues. Also the first will have a (somewhat) jailbait-type boyfriend, the second a girlfriend on the internet, and the third three pissed off ex-wives and maybe a girlfriend later on. 
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